Anvil

Are you tired of those awkward moments when a coyote tries to catch a roadrunner and always fails miserably? Look no further! Introducing the "ACME Anvil," the ultimate tool for all your high-speed bird-catching problems.

The ACME Anvil is the must-have accessory for every modern coyote looking for a more, shall we say, "impactful" approach to hunting. Forget about complicated traps and elaborate contraptions that never work. This is a heavy piece of metal that will do the job for you!

With its classic design and ease of use, the ACME Anvil is perfect for any hunting situation. Are you struggling to catch that roadrunner? Just place the ACME Anvil in the right spot, and you're good to go! Get ready for a shower of laughter and feathers.

Plus, the ACME Anvil is so versatile that it can also double as a handy workbench in your ACME workshop. You'll never need a heavy table again, because now you have an anvil that can do the work of two!

So, if you're tired of fruitless hunts and want to add a touch of comedy to your outdoor activities, look no further than the ACME Anvil. It's the essential accessory for any aspiring coyote!